Frank N Furter's Journal

Hihihihihihi!!!
My name's FrankNFurter! My Daddy named me after the main character in Rocky Horror, one of his favorite movies! I am a cinnamon fert with white markings along my eyes, almost like a little mask. Mommy says I have a teddy bear hamster face, whatever that means. I love jumping, dooking, and playing. My favorite game is hopping on Mommy and Daddy's bed and playing hide and seek in their sheets. My next favorite game is chasing the kitties, named Pandora and Miss K. All I want to do is play with them, and they *hiss* at me. Whatever could that mean? Who could resist such a cutie such as myself??

Once upon a time, I was living in a pet store with all my brothers and sisters. It was very crowded but I had a lot of playmates and was reasonably happy. Then one day, a lady and man came and looked at us. They had a determined look on their faces, and I recognized them from before. They always came in at least one a week to look at us. They seemed nice, and always seemed sad when they had to leave because they said they 'weren't ready for ferrets yet.' Something about not having a cage and money?!? I wondered why they didn't just tuck one of us into a jacket and walk out with us. But that day, they held several of us for a little while, and before I knew it, I was put in a darkdarkdark box with some bedding in it. I couldn't see out! I didn't like this AT ALL! *scratch scratch* *dig dig dig* No luck. I feel a draft of cold air coming in, and rumbling, and suddenly, we're moving! I'm scared, but at the same time curious. Where are we going???? Finally, we stop and finally, I can see again! They put me in a smaller cage, *sniff sniff sniff* Everything smells new. No other fert poopies or smells at all. I look around and *gasp!* there's an upstairs!! I look around and play with some of my toys and check out my new hammocks. I find the litter box. Nope, on the wrong side. *poop* When Mommy and Daddy let me out, I play and chase and sniff everywhere! This is so much better than the cage! I see kitties! *sniff* The bigger kitty (Pandora) just couldn't stop looking at me. I think she was trying to figure me out. I would run up and give her a ferrety sniff and she would run off. To think! A big kitty like that scared of me!!! I also saw the littler kitty, and she looked at me once, then stayed away. (Recently, I love to chase the kitties! That MAKES them give me attention, even though they hiss.) When I was returned to my cage, I found my litter box had been moved over to the other side. I moved it where I liked it, and then pooped again. Then I slept for a while.

When they let me out again, I found out that there were litter boxes OUTSIDE my cage too! I went in there. I was suprised when Mommy and Daddy clapped and praised me. I was happy to get praise and played with, but didn't know what the big deal was. Ferts are clean animals! We don't poop all over the place!

That night, I wanted to get out again. I started digging at my cage, and trying to pull the bars. I wanted to play again! Mommy and Daddy scolded me. I didn't get discouraged so easily, so I did it a little while longer, then tired myself out and went back to sleep.

Hope to dook with you all soon!

Frank :D

PS Thank you to Commander Cuddles, the Bacon Master for this code!

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